Whilst I inevitably adhere
to customary national and spiritual pursuits on public junctures, I am mindful,
over recent decades, of May Day celebrations being hijacked by left wing
elements intent on indulging the work-shy classes.
I
have, therefore, decided to restore more traditional pastimes. Familial entertainment is, after all, the
essence of a jolly day out. A generous
portion of Farthing Hall’s grounds - not within sight of my West Wing quarters I
might add – has been allotted to the hosting of May Day merriment for village
folk. Springtime festivities, dancing and floral displays, together with iced
buns and tea, will surely delight the crowds and revive an aura of English gaiety.
In true Gosworthy-Pringle style the event has warranted
my personal attention. Indeed my keenness to reproduce an array of authentic
stalls and activities led me to instigate some research. In that regard our local Librarian rather let
me down. She not only refused to delve into her archives, but urged me to spend
an inordinate amount of my valuable time in front of a computer screen
undertaking my own enquiries. Clearly this was an unreasonable proposal.
Hence I was forced to insist she request some aged documentation from the
nearest substantial Reference section which I perused in the comfort of my pink
chintz quarters.
Admittedly,
the local florist appeared a trifle overwhelmed at the decorative garlands
which I sketched, yet with a little coaxing she delivered the requisite number
of circlets. I only trust the village school
has invested in sufficient dance / ribbon rehearsals to guarantee a quality and
coordinated display around my recently erected pole.
The
May Queen was selected last week. This
goes against convention for it has been the previous practise for attendees to
vote for their chosen Queen on May Day.
However, not trusting those who are unused to making decision, I took on that responsibility.
The fête has resulted in a little extra work for the staff,
of course. The gardening personnel are required to facilitate parking, my
maintenance team has been assigned security duties and Cook is such an
excellent producer of cakes and pastries, I was obliged to suggest she forego
her Public Holiday entitlement. The festival’s inevitable success will,
however, placate all members of Farthing Hall’s staff, particularly as my
generosity extends to allowing spouses and offspring to attend. At a generously reduced entrance fee, I
should add.
As to publicity, I have renewed my acquaintance with the
local newspaper editor. I expect that both
he and a photographer will bless us with their presence. Several messages have
been left on said editor’s office and mobile telephone lines. Such a pity he has,
so far, been too busy to return my calls.
